The 2005 Brakspear Brewery Pub Darts Drinkathon incorprating the Reading Beer Festivalé, Oxfordshire,Berkshire, God knows

Quite possibly for the 5th year running BADAss injects a quality team straight into the vien of darts. And what a vein it was, packed full with delicious lager beer and curry. In fact such this proved such a challenging recognised event that it spilled over onto a second day, unlike Snack that only spilled out on the first day.

BADAss Players in attendance:
BADAss PLAYER #002 'Fabreeze' Van Open
BADAss PLAYER #003 Steak Anderson
BADAss PLAYER #004 The Optician
BADAss PLAYER #005 Johnny Flambé
BADAss PLAYER #007 The Matador
SLAGAss PLAYER #002 'The Finger

The Unicorn Public House played local host on a couple of occasions, serving up volley after volley of refreshments. These helped settle our Darts Equilibrium and let us all bed in good 'n' proper. At one point the darts came out but they went away again a bit sharpish when we heard the Call of Curry. Have you heard it? Sounds like a belch, but browner and longer. Then of course, the Reading Beer Festival provieded further 'encouragement'.

There was honestly so much to do there. We started of standing up, afterwards we went outside for a little bit, and later on sat down inside, for a while. And all the time keeping ourselves perfectly off balance by holding a glass (Note to self try holding a glass in each hand next time - good).

And then.. before we knew it..... GAME ON again. At some point over the weekend we managed to hit the Darts Final. Difficult wasn't the word. It's all we could do not to drop our darts, possibly down the dunny. After a few hours we quite literaly taken as much as a human could, without stuff coming out. Back to BADAss HQ for a small dance up, and a large sit down.

Is it just me, or are these officially recognised (yet unsponsored) events getting tougher each time? Lets only hope we're never, NEVER all forced into going abroad again to watch a darts tournament. What are you doing in Novemver? No, no stop it. Put it down.

It's very much a darts life